“If the guy’s a cutie, you’ve got to tap that booty.”

“I may be a senior, but I’m still hot.”

“Animal lover that I am, a cougar I am not.”

“The hottest man in Hollywood remains Robert Redford. I’ve never met the man, but I just enjoy fantasizing about him completely!”

“You gotta use everything you possibly can!”

“He’s the hottest thing since sliced bread.” (About Jay-Z)

“Dr. Kagan? Hubba hubba zing zing, baby, he’s got everything.”

“Well ladies, as I used to say to my loving husband, Irving, of 55 years . . . what are you waiting for, stupid? Eat it.”

“I’ve always liked older men. They’re just more attractive to me. Of course, at my age there aren’t that many left! I’ve enjoyed the opposite sex a lot. Always have. Always will.”

“Oh Dot, put out once in a while, your face won’t be so tight.”

“Avoid tweeting any photos of your private parts.”

“Nice girls keep their cookies in a jar.”

“Gays love old ladies.”

“If one gets lucky I bet they do.”

“Well, we got along fine but, he wouldn’t go downtown. If you know what I mean . . . What? I mean there are so many good restaurants and, and shops downtown.”

“Oh, I don’t need sleep. I just went to my hotel and had a cold hot dog and a vodka on the rocks.”

“Friendship takes time and energy if it’s going to work. You can luck into something great, but it doesn’t last if you don’t give it proper appreciation. Friendship can be so comfortable, but nurture it-don’t take it for granted.”

“How do you feel about older women?”

“My only claim to fame is that I’m the only woman in the world who hasn’t slept with Tiger Woods.”